So, I'm going though the entire internet I missed out on, and dude.

Dude.

James Oliver Rigney, jr. (aka Robert Jordan).

Mike Wieringo.

Madeleine L'Engle.

And others.

It seems I can never lose internet access again. It is a matter of life or death. I have a legitimate excuse! It's not an addiction!

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque